Dear Co-irker(s)

(1) Dear co-irker who hugely abused our office's liberal approach to standard office hours thereby causing management to crack down on all attorneys in our building,

Fuck you.

Signed,
The rest of us


(2) Dear co-irker who is incapable of following simple instructions left for you regarding cases of mine you appeared on during my absence,

Ditto.

Signed,
The person who left instructions for a reason

I need to learn to stop checking work e-mail while I'm out of the office.